theme
hybrid theory ;

"The bond effects
how you act;
not how you feel

[ tracking lightofthemoonx ;
multi-fandom lockwood indie ;
mun 21+ nsfw will be posted]

semi - hiatus

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( texts from last night ✉ send one for my muse’s reaction )

likestoslay:

  • ( text ) : uh, do you have my pants because i have yours
  • ( text ) : let’s play another game of whose boxers are hanging on my fence
  • ( text ) : update. a gay guy just told me that i’m the most beautiful thing with a vagina he has ever seen. how should i feel about this?
  • ( text ) : i’m sorry about all the inappropriate shoe throwing.
  • ( text ) : you killed a bottle of bacardi in 20 minutes. so much for being an organ donor.
  • ( text ) : why can’t burritos get me drunk?
  • ( text ) : i know you’re on a date and i should leave you alone, but about twenty minutes ago, i realized i haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
  • ( text ) : why is my bath tub filled with mud?
  • ( text ) : i’ve noticed we slowly have begun to phase the “b” out of our bromace.
  • ( text ) : you just jumped of the couch and yelled “hidden tiger crouching dragon!” that’s the answer to how you broke your finger.
  • ( text ) : this is what my life has come to. drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
  • ( text ) : if i open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
  • ( text ) : apparently all year, they’ve been using me as a standard for drunkenness.
  • ( text ) : all i’m saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding i wash the stolen dye from his hair. i’m not doing that a second time.
  • ( text ) : i need to stop drunkenly getting naked. i’m losing all my party clothes.
  • ( text ) : please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. i mean he’s the one with paint on his face. i don’t need him judge judying me.
  • ( text ) : sooooo, how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital, but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
  • ( text ) : hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
  • ( text ) : so much for not drinking this week after this weekend. congrats, you made it until tuesday.
  • ( text ) : i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.

omfg now my back hurts. i need a epidural 

Mourning Ritual - Bad Moon Rising (Cover)

hybridisms replied to your post ;
DIVES ON AND FEEDS A LOT OF SOUP !!!

#better be chicken noodle

i’m still sick

| Take these chances to turn it around. Take these chances, we'll make it somehow 

sorry i haven’t been around, i’ve been sick      and today i’m super weak but, i’m trying to rest it off for the rest of the day so hopefully ill be able to do some replies or something later.

Top 20 Characters (as voted by my followers) → #11 (2/2): Tyler Lockwood

"Back in first grade, I was a brat who couldn’t be bothered with team sports. Didn’t care much about anything that didn’t affect me. But he was the one who made me understand how important it is to be part of a team; a community. Of giving yourself up for the sake of…"

 

 she takes a mere second to shoot
   him a look ——— and then it practically
  darts out of her hands unnaturally 
   fast that even suprises herself. 

——- keep it. i’m sure it’s the only one you
have since you can’t seem to grow your own.

image

in a moments time he’s sprung back
from where his feet had been firmly
planted before, ball back in his hands
as he eyed the female carefully. the
unnatural scent basking in his nostrils.

                      “Touche      though lets me honest here,
                       seeing as that’s the only ball you’ll ever touch.”